It’s a monumental overask to expect women to be gentle with the egos of men who only feigned friendship in order to get laid. —
No One is Entitled to Sex: Why We Should Mock the Nice Guys of OkCupid (via krabwatch)
One of my favorite assemblages of words ever.
(Source: peachersen, via severin)
A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care
I tried to look up how many presidents have been grandfathers while serving in office. It’s pretty hard to look up because no one in the history of presidents has ever cared about whether or not they have grandchildren or will ever have grandchildren because it is truly one of the dumbest things to care about in the universe. — Rebecca Traister, How to Be Less Stupid About Hillary Clinton’s Future Grandchild (via seriouslyamerica)
Hopefully I never go outside St. Louis to play… This is my home… St. Louis means a lot to me. — Yadier Molina (via)
No one asked, at any point, if Mitt Romney might give up on his presidential ambitions because he wanted to spend more time with his litter of grandkids. Fuck, no one even asked in 2012 if Tagg Romney would do less on the campaign trail because he just got two new babies. No one asked because not only did no one care, but because everyone assumed that things would go on as normal because that’s what the fuck people do, men, women, grand or otherwise. The only reason anyone is talking about this is because Hillary Clinton has lady parts. And, no matter how you wanna sputter, “But…no,” it comes out sexist. — Mitt Romney Became a Grandfather Eight Times While Running for President and No One Gave a Damn (via samuraifuckingfrog)
Being a sports fan in the South is so much easier. There’s high-school football, college football and the Cowboys. When you move to the Midwest you find out people actually care about sports other than football and hockey exists. How do you people handle all these emotions?
I just thought you all should know I’m developing a new sports obsession in the form of the St. Louis Blues. I’ll just apologize now.