For the past couple of days there’s been a gigantic spider on the wall outside my apartment hallway.
I named him Peter for obvious reasons and to make me less afraid of him. It didn’t really work, but I came back from picking up dinner tonight Peter was missing. So, now there is a huge ass spider somewhere in the vicinity of my apartment, exact whereabouts unknown. Okay. WHERE THE FUCK IS PETER, Y’ALL!?!?!?!
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- housebaratheown said: he’s waiting for me omg
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- thepandabaker said: Don’t worry. He’s definitely not hovering over your head right now. I promise. (Don’t look up)
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- ifbirdsflyover said: Why didn’t you end him while you had the chance?
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