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16
Apr
My dad had my mom tell me to “stop being so negative and nasty” on Facebook because “people can see.” Why? Because I used ‘f*ck’ in one of my status updates… about baseball. And yes, I censored myself.
THIS JUST IN: I am not a proper Southern lady. Sorry, dad.
02
Feb
Same floor, different night. Hey, Tumblr. Sorry about the lack of posts today. I spent it in an orange box. Off to celebrate births and stuff like that.
05
Jan
Don’t you hate when you’re awake for your hangover? Not like you wake up hungover, but like you drink early or can’t fall asleep and then you’re just sitting there with a bad headache. This isn’t making any sense. I’m going to stop.
06
Jul
I’m sitting in my apartment in a wool sweater shivering. Summer, what.
