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03

Apr

(House Republicans) have voted to repeal Obamacare 39 times. One more, and they get free healthcare for life!

Just kidding — they get that now.

STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report (via inothernews)

18

Jul

Still funny. (via @BenjySarlin)

Still funny. (via @BenjySarlin)

28

Jun

Finally getting around to seeing what Cornyn and Hutchison had to say about today’s ruling. I’ve been avoiding it all day for the purpose of having one day where I don’t resent my fellow Texans for continuing to elect these people… didn’t wait long enough. I wonder what Rick had to say. “Freedom was frontally attacked by passage of this monstrosity.”Never mind.

MSNBC’s Martin Bashir and The Washington Post’s Ezra Klein discuss Mitt Romney’s promise that he’ll “repeal Obamacare on day one” and the effect that Romney’s proposed plans will have if implemented.

(Source: MSN)

(via @MSignorile)

(via @MSignorile)

(Source: theamericanbear)

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Get in loser, we’re getting health insurance.

I apologize, but the internet is just really on today.

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Get in loser, we’re getting health insurance.

I apologize, but the internet is just really on today.

newsweek:

This is genius.

newsweek:

This is genius.

I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO BE WITH JOE BIDEN RIGHT NOW.

mariatatuada:

erinburr:

Can you just imagine?

“HA!  Ruth, that old firecracker.  Did I ever tell y’all about the time I short-sheeted her bed?  Good times, good times.”

“Jill!  Jill get in here!  I need to write Scalia an email.  How do you say KISS MY ASS in Italian?”

“Barack!  Barack, it’s Joe.  You know what I’m thinking?  SHOTS.  SHOTS!  SHOTS!  SHOTS!  Bring Michelle and the kids.”