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Jun

Gretchen Carlson walked off Fox & Friends Thursday after co-host Brian Kilmeade ‘joked,’ “Women are everywhere. We’re letting them play golf and tennis now. It’s out of control,” in response to a story about women in the Navy Sea Chanters.

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Apr

“You can get a Pap smear or a breast exam at Walgreen’s. I’m pretty sure there between the Swiffer refills and the cat food. Ladies just look for the stirrups. I know Walgreen’s is where I go for all my medical needs. Just last week I got my annual colonoscopy at the photo center. I swallowed a water-proof disposable camera, had a bag-boy punch me in the gut to make the shutter go off, hung out in the coffee aisle until it passed, and an hour got a clean bill of health and free set of doubles for my family.”