For the past couple of days there’s been a gigantic spider on the wall outside my apartment hallway.
I named him Peter for obvious reasons and to make me less afraid of him. It didn’t really work, but I came back from picking up dinner tonight Peter was missing. So, now there is a huge ass spider somewhere in the vicinity of my apartment, exact whereabouts unknown. Okay. WHERE THE FUCK IS PETER, Y’ALL!?!?!?!