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20

Jun

Bedtime stories with Kiley.

When I was younger I organized my own birthday by telling all the parents in the stands at my brother’s baseball games when my party was and what they were expected to bring. They all remembered and called my mom to make sure they got everything right. Basically I was an adorable brat and my brother hated me. The end.

26

Mar

Barkley excels at looking as pathetic as possible.

Barkley excels at looking as pathetic as possible.

04

Aug

“Hi, my name’s Barkley. I’m a spoiled brat.”

“Hi, my name’s Barkley. I’m a spoiled brat.”