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May

Stephen Colbert interviews Maurice Sendak, author of “Where The Wild Things Are,” on January 25, 2012. Sendak passed away Tuesday morning at age 83. Colbert appeared on ‘Live With Kelly’ today to promote his new children’s book and address Sendak’s role in its creation, “I didn’t think it was very good, but Maurice said, ‘The sad thing is that I like it.’”

29

Apr

Of course, all of us should be honored to be listed on the TIME 100 alongside the two men who will be slugging it out in the fall: President Obama, and the man who would defeat him, David Koch. Give it up everybody for David Koch.

David, nice to see you again, sir.

Little known fact, David’s brother Charles Koch is actually even more influential. Charles pledged $40 million to defeat President Obama, David only $20 million. That’s kind of cheap, Dave.

Sure, he’s all for buying the elections, but when the bill for democracy comes up, Dave’s always in the men’s room. I’m sorry, I must have left Wisconsin in my other coat.

I was particularly excited to meet David Koch earlier tonight because I have a Super PAC, Colbert Super PAC, and I am — thank you, thank you — and I am happy to announce Mr. Koch has pledged $5 million to my Super PAC. And the great thing is, thanks to federal election law, there’s no way for you to ever know whether that’s a joke.

By the way, if David Koch likes his waiter tonight, he will be your next congressman.

Stephen Colbert rips on the Koch brothers to their faces at TIME Magazine’s gala (via thesoapboxschtick)

11

Apr

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23

Feb

(via @BreakingNews)

(via @BreakingNews)

“I will now proxy circumcise all the dead Mormons.”

Stephen, I love you. “Can I get college credit for this?”

16

Feb

thedailywhat:

Colbert Report Cancellation of the Day: The Colbert Report has abruptly halted production of new episodes and will air reruns for the rest of the week — but no one seems to know why.
A Comedy Central spokesman, Steve Albani, sent the press a terse e-mail saying the yesterday’s taping was canceled “due to unforeseen circumstances,” but refused to provide any additional details.
According to the New York Times, audience members were notified of the cancellation prior to the show, and last night’s guest, author Susan Cain, tweeted that her appearance will be rescheduled.
Third Beat Magazine, which was among the first to break the news, noted that while The Colbert Report has never missed a scheduled taping, its older brother, The Daily Show, has been forced to call off the show twice in the past: Once for the birth of Jon Stewart’s second child, and once due to the passing of a staff member. 
The Hollywood Reporter says it has been told by sources that production should be back to normal soon.
[thirdbeat.]

thedailywhat:

Colbert Report Cancellation of the Day: The Colbert Report has abruptly halted production of new episodes and will air reruns for the rest of the week — but no one seems to know why.

A Comedy Central spokesman, Steve Albani, sent the press a terse e-mail saying the yesterday’s taping was canceled “due to unforeseen circumstances,” but refused to provide any additional details.

According to the New York Times, audience members were notified of the cancellation prior to the show, and last night’s guest, author Susan Cain, tweeted that her appearance will be rescheduled.

Third Beat Magazine, which was among the first to break the news, noted that while The Colbert Report has never missed a scheduled taping, its older brother, The Daily Show, has been forced to call off the show twice in the past: Once for the birth of Jon Stewart’s second child, and once due to the passing of a staff member. 

The Hollywood Reporter says it has been told by sources that production should be back to normal soon.

[thirdbeat.]

24

Jan

Maurice Sendak/Stephen Colbert: New OTP.

Where the Wild MILFs Are.

23

Jan

Stephen Colbert has officially ended his exploratory campaign in South Carolina, thanking his ‘supporters.’ However he wont be able to retake over the “Definitely Not Coordinating with Stephen Colbert SuperPAC” if Jon Stewart has anything to do with it. (via @StephenAtHome)

Stephen Colbert has officially ended his exploratory campaign in South Carolina, thanking his ‘supporters.’ However he wont be able to retake over the “Definitely Not Coordinating with Stephen Colbert SuperPAC” if Jon Stewart has anything to do with it. (via @StephenAtHome)

19

Jan

You start accepting man on man couching it’s just a slippery slope to dog on couching.
Stephen Colbert on Rick Santorum’s statement that he’s only ever sat on a couch with his wife.