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20

Apr

unruled replied to your photo: So, if I was just sitting in their drive-thru when…

why are you awake if you have an hour to kill in a drive-thru?

Writing a 5 page essay due today. I have a paragraph done and one more source to read and take notes on. It’s going well.

15

Apr

unruled replied to your quote: Oh cool, you’re pulling an all-nighter to get…

“Oh cool, you need to write a page on a 400 page book and rewrite a personal reflection about a painting for a writing class? Here, have a mental breakdown.”

You win.

10

Apr

unruled replied to your post: Texts I’ve refrained from sending tonight:

Texts I actually sent tonight: ‘I have great boobs. You’re not supposed to be a sexless blob when you have great boobs.’ Reputation? Please.

Haha who am I kidding? I’m fucking weird and everyone knows it. Weirdos unite? Maybe we should call ourselves ‘unique’ instead, yes?

13

Mar

unruled replied to your post: ive been noticing that alot of guys that are liberals or democrats have some or alot of facial hair. why is that?

not sexy.

Hannah, I just searched “sexy bearded men” on Google and was going to make you a collage, but I got distracted so… FALSE.

08

Mar

unruled replied to your post: I’m going to start a new game for driving around mid-Missouri.

Points converted to shots upon reaching destination is discouraged as highly lethal.

Amendment 1.

24

Feb

unruled replied to your photo: Pro-tip: Driving turns Kliey into a bitch. 

you misspelled your own name and it’s giving me a fit of giggles.

That just explains the kind of day I’m having.

26

Sep

unruled replied to your photo: Seen in downtown CoMO. Sticker reads: COLUMBIA…

I’m guessing it has something to do with the marijuana busts in the past few years that involved shooting dogs, the racial profiling allegations, the recent police brutality (although he was fired), or something that happened with skateboards.

I know little to nothing about the Columbia Police Department or really crime in Columbia outside of Mizzou which I know is a bad thing, but I just thought it was interesting that it hasn’t been removed and that somebody took the time to make it and stick it up there. Obviously CoMO PD has a lot to answer for.

03

Sep

Apparently once upon a time I had photography aspirations. Too bad I didn’t pursue it further, but thanks to Hannah hopefully I’ll get some decent pictures this weekend despite my lack of photography skills :)

Apparently once upon a time I had photography aspirations. Too bad I didn’t pursue it further, but thanks to Hannah hopefully I’ll get some decent pictures this weekend despite my lack of photography skills :)